Money is not everything There's Mastercard & Visa
金錢不是一切,這世上還有信用卡可用
One should love animals They are so tasty
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃
Save water Shower with your girlfriend
要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡
Love the neighbor But don't get caught
愛你的鄰居,不過不要被抓包
Behind every successful man,
there is a woman And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two
每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人;每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個
Every man should marry After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life
每個人都該要結婚,因為快樂並不是生命的全部
The wise never marry,
and when they marry they become otherwise
聰明人不會去結婚,而當他們結了婚就也就不再聰明了
Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives
成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today
要是今天就能想好藉口,就不要等明天交不了差時再來想
Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop
愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養
Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause
children
車子後座的小孩會導致意外,車子後座的意外會"導致"小孩
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
"你的未來取決於你的夢想",所以趕快去睡覺吧
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
morning
應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式開始新的一天
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk?
"努力工作不會導致死亡!"不過何必去冒險呢？
God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends
上天決定了誰是你的親戚,好在我們可以自己選擇朋友
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人有伴,但後果是早晚會不小心跑出第三個(變成三個人)!
A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without
restricting the view
衣服就像有刺的鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看
The more you learn,
the more you know The more you know,
the more you forget The more you forget,
the less you know So why bother to learn
書唸的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多,忘記的越多,知道的越少,那麼又何必唸書呢?!
金錢不是一切,這世上還有信用卡可用
One should love animals They are so tasty
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃
Save water Shower with your girlfriend
要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡
Love the neighbor But don't get caught
愛你的鄰居,不過不要被抓包
Behind every successful man,
there is a woman And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two
每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人;每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個
Every man should marry After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life
每個人都該要結婚,因為快樂並不是生命的全部
The wise never marry,
and when they marry they become otherwise
聰明人不會去結婚,而當他們結了婚就也就不再聰明了
Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives
成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today
要是今天就能想好藉口,就不要等明天交不了差時再來想
Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop
愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養
Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause
children
車子後座的小孩會導致意外,車子後座的意外會"導致"小孩
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
"你的未來取決於你的夢想",所以趕快去睡覺吧
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
morning
應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式開始新的一天
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk?
"努力工作不會導致死亡!"不過何必去冒險呢？
God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends
上天決定了誰是你的親戚,好在我們可以自己選擇朋友
When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人有伴,但後果是早晚會不小心跑出第三個(變成三個人)!
A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without
restricting the view
衣服就像有刺的鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看
The more you learn,
the more you know The more you know,
the more you forget The more you forget,
the less you know So why bother to learn
書唸的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多,忘記的越多,知道的越少,那麼又何必唸書呢?!
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